“Are you happiest and saddest right now that you’ve ever been?” “Of course I am.” “Why?” “Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you.”
(Source: malayangmaya, via helvetica57)
Some of these are cute… others… well…
yuss. this is very important.
If anyone said any of these...me, making a literary reference, I would leap into bed with...
“Excuse me for talking to you this way, master, but isn’t your bottom hard to please?”